Laurence the Panda


$ 22.00


This felt panda looks adorable on a Christmas tree. Fun to give as a gift or a stocking stuffer to any animal lover you know. Handmade with eco-fi felt.

▪ A white ribbon allows for easy hanging
▪ Made of eco-fi polyester felt (made from recycled bottles) and stuffed with polyester fiberfill
▪ Approximately 5 inches (12.7 cm) tall and 4 inches (10.16 cm) wide
▪ Not a toy for young children or animals. This is a decorative item.

Laurence the Panda's Story

Laurence has studied all the crazy theories you can think of. Elvis faked his death and is hiding in secret somewhere. The moon landing is a big hoax. Shape shifting alien lizards run the government. You name it he has researched it and he knows that none of the theories even come close to the actual shocking truth. But he'll never tell because the truth is too horrible! 

His friends would like you to know that Laurence's last theory and the horrible truth he wouldn't share involved Blackbeard's ghost using orbital mind control lasers to cause inflation. Laurence means well but has an overly active imagination that sometimes gets the best of him. 


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