Otis the Troll
was suggested almost immediately as the next Squshie to be interviewed so we asked him all your questions! .Ready to get to better know Otis the Troll?
Whats your favorite food?
Why to you LOVE Cake so much? Is it the frosting? Flavor? The texture?
All of the above! Cake is the most wonderful food ever. It comes it so many delicious flavors and combinations. No other food cam compare!
What is your favorite kind of cake?
Cake that is mine!
Do you ever get a bellyache from eating too much cake?
Nope! One of the wonderful things about being a troll, an excellent stomach!
Do you floss? How often to you brush your tooth?
Daily! Dental hygiene is important. And I always use Great White toothpaste. That spokes shark
is hilarious! I'd like to meet him someday.
Do cake trolls have to worry about tooth decay?
I'm not sure. I don't think so. But why take chances? Wouldn't want to lose my ability to eat cake with crunchy things inside.
Do you ever start arguments with people about cake (or other topics)?
I try not to. Starting arguments with people is no way to make friends. Although I may get into a highly animated debate if it is something I feel strongly about. Like when someone says pie is better than cake.
Do you ever fight about who gets the last piece of cake? Who wins?
I try not too, although sometimes it is hard to resist the temptation. I'm a big troll so I'd probably win. But then I wouldn’t have any friends and I would like to have cake and friends.
Where is your favorite hiding place to keep your cake?
In my belly!
How long does a cake last after it has been baked?
I suppose it depends on the cake. And the frosting. I've never had a cake last long enough to do the science.
Do you have a cake troll life partner?
No. I have not found my troll soul mate. Sometimes this makes me sad, but I can always cheer myself up with the reminder that that means more cake for me!
What kind of wedding cake will you/did you have?
That will be a tough and important decision. It will require much research and cake tasting to decide.
An ice cream cake, or cake and ice cream?
Just cake. Or maybe a little ice cream on the side. Never ice cream cake. Never.
What would you do if I gave you an ice cream cake for your birthday?
I use this situation as an educational opportunity. Ice cream cake is an abomination and the sooner people understand this the better.
What product do you use in your hair?
How long do you sleep?
8-12 hours. I sleep more on slow cake days.
Alice in Wonderland. She got to eat so much cake!
I'm a big fan of greens. Especially combined with a little pink!
Favorite food beside cake ?
Muffins! They're breakfast cake!
Favorite musical genre?
Do you there is a band named CAKE? I was rather disappointed when I realized they don't actually make songs about cake.
Pets make me nervous. Trolls are rather large and most pets are rather small. I wouldn't want to squish them. Plus a pet would mean less cake for me!
Favorite place to vacation?
I would like to go to Norway. Rumor has it they have the world's best cake.
Do you have any famous troll relatives?
Not that I know of it, but it would be pretty neat if I I did.
Do you eat goats??
I'm not a fan of eating goats. Those are bridge trolls. I'm a cake troll. I probably couldn't be friends with Winston
anymore either if he found out I was eating goats and I think Winston is pretty cool.
What is your favorite thing to do as a troll?
Cake or death?
Cake for sure. Every time.